Ikaw? Ano klaseng student ka?
  • Lalake: Miss diba Education Student ka?
  • Babae: Oo, bakit?
  • Lalake: Can you teach me how to fall in love again?
  • Babae: Ah eh, diba Engineering Student ka? Ibig sabihin magaling ka sa math?
  • Lalake: Oo naman! Bakit?
  • Babae: CAN YOU SOLVE YOUR OWN PROBLEM?!
  • posted 8 years ago on Jun 15
  • Boy: Sana problema nalang ako para lagi mo akong iniisip.
  • Girl: Oo nga eh, para lahat gagawin ko mawala ka lang!
  • Awts.
  • posted 8 years ago on May 20
    Kung Merong magpacute sa mahal ko? I will just simply say;

    “EXCUSE ME!? Hindi camera ang mahal ko! Kaya wag kang magpacute diyan kung hindi mo gustong maging WACKY ang mukha mo!”

    posted 8 years ago on Apr 28
    Young Wild and Free!
  • Nanay: Lagi ka nlang kasing at naninigarilyo kapa!
  • Anak: So what we get drunk! So what we smoke weeds!
  • Nanay: Sumasagot ka pa ha! Baka mamaya makita ka ng tatay mo!
  • Anak: We're just having fun! We don't care who sees!
  • Nanay: Tarantado ka ah! Grounded ka! Wag kang lalabas!
  • Anak: So what we go out! That's how it suppose to be..
  • Nanay: Lumayas ka!!
  • Anak: Yes this is it.. LIVING YOUNG AND WILD AND FREE!
  • posted 8 years ago on Apr 28